This 65-yr-old Paralegal knows it all too well:
Because I laughed at something a DA said, I spent 81 LONG DAYS in #CHICAGO's' #COOKCOUNTY JAIL!
It's a long story, but in a nutshell - While I was living in the Drug Dealer/Hoe/Crack Ridden Lorelai Hotel on Lawrence Ave in Chicago's Uptown area (at Lawrence and Kenmore) in 2010 I made the acquaintance of a busty 21-year-old Crack Addict and Part Time Criminal named Kerry Mullins.
Ms. Mullins had been temporarily exiled by her Wealthy Father, Mr. Ed Mullins, CEO of Mullins Foods Products - the family-owned OakBrook Food Corp that provides all SAUCES for MacDonald's -
THAT MEANS BIG MONEY!
Kerry had already been through 3 De-tox Programs in area Hospitals and had been left to fend for herself and live amongst the Scum she had decided to emulate.
I have been a member of Alcoholics Anonymous since 1984, so when I first learned of this, I asked her if she would like me to go with her to AA/CA Meetings, since they were held right around the corner at a the Uptown Baptist Church in the AM and at Chicago LakeShore Hospital in the PM. She expressed (feigned) interest.
When Ms. Mullins first visited my room and saw my Laptop with Internet, she was overjoyed - she was a COMPUTER KID without a computer, so she soon became a nightly visitor.
To ensure her continued access, Kerry began to display her 36D Boobs freely and would often exposed her bush as well. Since I was 59 at the time, I never touched her - A Lot of flirting and joking, no contact.
By week 2, she began to confess "Love" and my emotions got the best of me - but I still never touched her.
Unbeknownest to me, she had also connected with a CRACK DEALER who lived 2 floors below and was providing him with various favors in exchange for the CRACK she was using all night - after using my PC earlier each night, et al.
After three months of this, her Father (who had threatened ME a number of times for some imagined offenses) hauled her out, after my repeated EMAILS telling her family of her exploits and warning of the danger she was in.
She vanished without a word - All seemed quiet for 2 days, until KERRY Called - she was living in a No-Tell Motel at Irving Pk and Foster and begged me to come over and bring my PC and Internet.
I Complied - for two days, though it took an hour and half each way on the bus. On the third night, her daddy had moved her into a new room with a BIG DOUBLE BED - so I could now stay the night. Nothing at all had transpired so far.
On the 3rd night, after 4 hours of talk, we prepared for bed - she on her side, I on mine.
For the first time in 3 months, I reached out in a tender gesture and stroked her calve - she TOTALLY FREAKED OUT!
Kerry gathered up her blanket and SLEPT ON THE FLOOR THAT NIGHT!
In the Morning, I thanked for making a fool out of me once more, finally told her to GO TO HELL and IMMEDIATELY BEGAN TO BLAST THE STORY OF HER LAW BREAKING & CRACK COCAINE ABUSE ALL OVER THE INTERNET!
I was threatened first by Her Wealthy DADDY (who advised me of his Judge pals), then by an (anonymous) CPD OFFICER who WARNED OF DIRE CONSEQUENCES IF I DID NOT SHUT UP!
Undeterred and still angry as hell, I continued telling the sordid tale, and a week later was met by Two CPD officers with a WARRANT for my ARREST.
After three Court Appearances, with Self-Recognizance BAIL I giggled at something the DA Said at one date and the Judge BLEW HIS STACK; Re-Setting my BAIL at $25,000.00.
I had NO WAY of meeting the BAIL!
I spent 81 days in the Bed BUG INFESTED CHICAGO COOK COUNTY JAIL.
While I sincerly hope that Ms. Kerry Mullins has her CRACK ADDICTION and related Law Breaking activities now under Control, the facts are the facts and the Truth must be told.
When the case FINALLY Came to Trial, I was Found GUILTY of HARASSMENT VIA ELECTRONIC MEANS and REALEASED FOR TIME SERVED!
AS MR. TRUMP SAID - The SYSTEM IS RIGGED!!!
If you
- KNOW the RIGHT PEOPLE
- LIVE IN OAKBROOK (Et seq)
- HAVE LOTS OF MONEY (or rich dad)
- KNOW THE RIGHT JUDGES/COPS,
- or if you just -
HAVE FRIENDS LIKE THE #CROOKED CLINTONS!
The SYSTEM IS RIGGED!!!
(and you can do what you want)
(if not, you're on your in deep dog doo doo!)
